Today is your estimated due date... I don't know if you got that memo or not. Just in case, a friend of mine decided to make a sign for you:
The more time that passes by, the more people have offered their advice on how to coax you out of my belly:
- Eat spicy food.
- Eat pineapple.
- Drive over railroad tracks.
- Flip my mattress.
- Do the dirty. (I'll explain that one when you're older.)
- Use a breast pump.
- Drink Castor oil.
- Take primrose oil supplements.
- Go for a loooooooong walk.
- Try acupuncture or acupressure.
- Get a pregnancy massage.
- Sit on the floor with my legs in a V-shape and have your daddy massage my scalp.